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Dive Demotivational Poster


5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: parachute skydive army
Rating: 4.9/5

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RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
oops,, sorry bout the misspell of MPsniper. Apologies.
RonE - August 2, 2011, 5:39 am
MPdsniper... thanks for the memories. Have not heard/seen it in many years.
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 3:03 am
Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo, Meee
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:33 pm
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four.
MPsniper - July 29, 2011, 3:24 pm
port chalk, stand UP... starboard chalk, stand UP... hook UP... check equipment & sound off... stand in the DOOR.... 30 seconds.........
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:23 pm
lol... 5 prayers for you


ONE LOVE -


TAGS: world racism religion diversity peace
Rating: 4.65/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:55 am
Because too many out there take things way to personal


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha hot & drunk category


MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
Damnitt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!


TAGS: wheelchair stage dive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by forseti

TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other assignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind


FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.




ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity




DOGGY STYLE V 2.0 -




FAMOUS LAST WORDS - OK little fishy, smile and show me your teeth...




DIVERSITY -




GLOBAL WARMING -


TAGS: snorkel dive fishing snow
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by steph1

agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Without "then", this is aces.


PARACHUTES -




WINNING -


TAGS: alien mice dive cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 20, 2010, 4:25 am
5 horney mice.


THE POOL CALLED 'LIFE' - You can dangle your feet, afraid to let go of the edge... or you can dive in & enjoy it to the fullest.




BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!


TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE SHIT out of everyone around. :-)


ACROPHOBIA -


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


BEST FRIENDS -


TAGS: diversity dog orangutang
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

rerun - August 8, 2010, 4:24 am

greatness


DIVERSION - You hold their attention, Sloth, and I'll get us dinner!




SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting




POLITENESS - Hello. How's it going? Well, I guess I'll eat you now. Sometimes Sharks have it.




YOUR EX-LIFE -


TAGS: clam digger pearl diver life
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:14 am
agree, 1L
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 3:12 am
A pair of careless... dammit, who the hell approved this crap?


SHOWING OFF - There are a chosen few...who get it just right




SEARCHING FOR ALIENS -


TAGS: biodiversity deep sea squid alien life forms
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Derek

fred - January 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
It's funny because it's true!
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 11:09 am
Nice work Derek.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 3:20 am
Deep. I love it. 5L


sublime -


TAGS: beauty dive ocean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

spacedog - February 20, 2014, 5:57 pm
5uperb.


Sharking -




Divergent Games -




teamwork -




OH, COM'ON -


TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm

It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.


HOW IT WORKS -


TAGS: procrastination diversion lazy skateboard
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 7:49 pm
Nailed it. Nice 360.


PLUMMETING - It's Not the Journey That Kills You, It's the Destination


TAGS: plummeting falling ground splat dive
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2012, 5:58 pm
Early 50s: Single, pregnant & dumped, with no abortions available. A victim of her own hormones.
pickleviper - October 11, 2012, 6:17 am
How come they always land on a car? Every time. Every film. They land on a car. What are the odds? And all the insurance claims... 'Cause of accident?' 'Body landed on it.' 'Pffft, pull the other one mate, you're the tenth one today who's said that.'


NICE GUYS -




DIVERSITY - The world would be boring if we all looked the same? Not if we all looked like these guys.




DIVERSITY - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: diversity
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 8:01 am
Nope. Still don't get it. Guess we're too diverse ;)
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 7:10 am
Diversity of cultures soon gathers multiple languages, thus... language barrier is set up. Hope that helps.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 6:33 pm
Don't quite grasp your meaning, sir.


CHINCY MA BELL - Phone lines in a sewer-no Playtex gloves-I don't get paid enough!




'DIVERSITY' AT WORK -




Society -


TAGS: violence pessimism hatred diversity bigotry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - October 12, 2016, 10:51 pm
Thanks, Mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - October 12, 2016, 3:06 am
Good one, Push! ^!
Pushkin - October 10, 2016, 12:36 am
Well, thank you very much. I'll let her know you think so.
JesusWept - October 9, 2016, 5:58 pm
Aunt Agnes is really clever haha.


No Photos! -


TAGS: stutter shark photo diver ocean
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 21, 2016, 8:19 am
Thanks!
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 2:02 am
Nice, UP ypurs


delusive -


TAGS: dive fish
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:53 pm
---and in the dark shadows just out of site, thinking you're a seal, is a great white shark that hasn't eaten for several days----- 5L Shoduck!
spacedog - January 16, 2016, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


Scuba Steve -




Pills here !! -




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